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condomeater

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms
1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'
by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010
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Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with
I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw
by Courage Breaker May 15, 2011
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condomsation

A term used to describe the feeling of sex when a condom is used. Impotence or erectile dysfunction directly related to the use of a condom.
"Last night I was banging Tracy and I just couldn't get off. That's never happened to me before. It must have been condomsation."
by byrdie75 January 16, 2009
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condomsense

What causes that sort of rash?

A lack of condomsense.
by Napoleanchik October 2, 2011
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Condomsation

Any kind wetness associated with a condom whether inside or out of the condom. The substance and how it came to be may vary. May also be used any way you Damn well please.
Rachel slipped on the condomsation Andrew left on the bathroom floor after his lovefest with Samantha.
by sweet baby Ray October 4, 2014
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condome

Leo is very stupid for writing this word. This is small brain time.
- Someone wrote condome.
-Yeah, it was definitely Leo.
by Novimaximus21 October 24, 2019
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condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
by Insidivs February 21, 2010
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