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Air Conditioner

A typical air conditioner that sounds like a hard core vibrator.
Alexa, are you using your air conditioner again?
by ohhheyybabeee August 12, 2009
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Concetta

Concetta’s are very funny people who love to party. They are really smart but sometimes don’t believe that they are. They are a bit klutzy at times, but are always trustworthy. Concetta’s are very creative and great at all of the arts. She is crazy and loves food, and she is very easy to talk to. Lives life to its fullest and will always be there with a hug.
I need someone to talk to
“Well, there’s Concetta...”
“Yay!”
by CPC2005 October 13, 2018
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Onew Condition

Onew Condition is a very strange, mortal, super contagious sickness. You can assume you have this syndrome if you are weather making mistakes, talking or thinking about chicken, continuously tripping/falling, or making lame jokes and gestures that freeze the atmosphere.

This illness was developed by Lee Jinky, best known as Onew, leader of K-POP group SHINee, which provides this condition's name. Shawols, fans of SHINee, have been studying this particular illness over the years and haven't found the cure for this. However, SHINee members have found that you can ease this disease by singing "Molhaedo Onew Sangtae" (which means "Whatever he does, it's Onew condition") whenever the disease occurs.
Onew: "Why didn't the chicken cross the road?....Because I ate it!"
SHINee: *awkward silence*
.........
SHINee: "♫ Molhaedo Onew Sangtae ♪" (Whatever he does, it's Onew condition.)
by Shawol4life August 31, 2011
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champagne confetti

you wont regret me, champagne confetti”

3D - Jungkook ft Jack Harlow
by itzmeemzy05 September 29, 2023
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codetard

Rob's a nice enough guy, but he's a fucking codetard.
by barnseyboy October 20, 2006
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Conditional Hilarity Syndrome

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.
James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.
by Sleet October 5, 2009
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Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
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