communication

Person A emits verbal tones in the form of sentences while Person B utilizes sense of hearing to transmit exact words to brain which in turn, re-creates the sentence to fit their own agenda and re-emits into a new and improved, yet rarely accurate, statement.

"What are the chances of us getting together, say 1 in 100?" He smiles
"More like 1 in 1,000,000." She grimaces
"So, you're saying there's a chance" He Grins

by Maria B & Heather V April 24, 2004

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

Comeupins

Getting what you deserve. Usually in some form of punishment, especially a beating.

Dad: Alright boy, come get your comeupins.
Boy: Please don't thrash me again, Dad!

Bill: I hear that Jimmy stole your stereo.
Jeff: Yeah he did, that son of a bitch! When I find him, he'll be gettin' his comeupins!

by SmashCrab March 12, 2008

Commujizzim

(n) 1. To ejaculate (or 'jizz') or become sexually aroused at the thought of creating or living in a socialist or communist utopia, or the result thereof

After listening to Paul's speech about how my life will become better after the evil corporations are dismantled and absorbed into the state, I had a commujizzim.

by CommieDog August 24, 2005

Communication Crutch

#1. A tool used, often in the form of an emoticon or acronym, that is relied upon to make a point or convey an emotion that the writer or speaker cannot do with their limited vocabulary.

#2: The use of acronyms like BRB, ROFL, OMG and WTF in spoken conversation as opposed to actually laughing, showing disbelief etc.

#3: A word, phrase or acronym that is so ingrained in someone's head, that they use without thinking if it's appropriate or even makes any sense at all.

Example of #1: She uses xD as a communication crutch because she isn't actually funny enough to make me laugh with only her words. She has to add that otherwise we wouldn't know it was a joke.

Example of #2: A person who uses 'ROFL' when speaking to them instead of actually laughing. This is a communication crutch because they either don't get the joke, don't know how to laugh or are just condescending assholes.

Example of #3: "I'm pretty sad, my grandma just died"
"That sucks lol"
"Why are you laughing about my grandma dying?"
"Sorry about that lol"
No matter what you say, this person has the communication crutch 'lol' and will automatically type it in every response.

by shoujoboy April 22, 2011

commumonarchy

The system bees use for government. Led by a king or queen, but everyone works for each other collectively.

Bee system

by LGUK May 29, 2004

combumbled

This Word Is A Rare But Sick Ass Word. It Is A Cross Between Confused And Jumbled.

God Damn It Im So Combumbled

by Profe Tonta January 21, 2005