Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...

What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!

by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017

Comcasting

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.

Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(

by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009

Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

by bradybjr March 27, 2015

comcasting

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"

Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting

by Robness December 28, 2006

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016