cologne ranger

One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.

The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt

by Bennie Backslap June 5, 2011

Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.

Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.

by Jerod W. February 23, 2011

Hobo cologne

Febreeze.

Dude why do you smell like hobo cologne? Money really tight this month?

by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

devil's cologne

the rotting corpse, death-like stench of diarrhea

god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

gay cologne

sweat from the grundle "aka" man taint, a combination of ball and ass sweat applied to lower beard area to attract other gays.

i'm sure george michael wears gay cologne when he visits public bathrooms.

by mwb June 21, 2006

KK Cologne

Khalifa Kush Cologne

The smell left on a person's body after they've have smoked or been in possession of marijuana. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa in his song "Decisions".

Adam: How do I smell?
Blake: Straight kk cologne
Adam: That bad?

by H_Balls99 June 17, 2016

cologner checker

Sticking your finger in your butt and asking your homie to check out your new cologne

I just gave Jack The MC a cologner checker

by Glad2Mecha March 17, 2010