When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, often in search of a quiet and free (ish) place in which to work. (warning--you will be expected to buy at least one small item per shop).
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and that ginge is one gay mofo
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Get the coffeecreams mug.Having a business conversation on the phone while in a coffee shop. Requires the coffeeconee to look and act more serious than other patrons in the shop and walk around looking for the one spot in the joint where the background music cannot be heard. Also involves cupping one’s hand over the microphone to reduce background noise.
Jane reluctantly agreed to the coffeecon even though she knew the background noise would include more alt-rock music than her co-workers would care to listen to.
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shhh, we don’t want to disturb it
these alts travel in groups, ineffiectively brigading negative opinions against them. They survive off of attention on twitter and donations for non existent tools on their website
despite being called out numerous times by Luca and other *real* developers multiple times, a brigade of 11 year old followers still watch their every movement
looks like they’re running out of food. Watch as they craft an excuse for why they don’t have a jailbreak, and then claim to have an iOS 10.3.1 jailbreak by dragging the unmodified ZiVA exploit into the triple_fetch binary on their GitHub. Haxrs
fascinating creatures
lets continue with the tour
oui! They’ve become hostile! By bringing up the fact that the group doesn’t actually do anything, I’ve stirred them up into a fury! I must excecute a mating call to distract them!
“COPY AND PASTING TWO EXPLOITS TOGETHER DOESNT MAKE YOU A HACKER!”
there we go. They’re good and confused as to why exploitation of a secure operating system can’t be drag-and-drop. Looks like they’ll go back to their usual activities like browsing reddit, stealing work and logo design. This tour lives another day!
shhh, we don’t want to disturb it
these alts travel in groups, ineffiectively brigading negative opinions against them. They survive off of attention on twitter and donations for non existent tools on their website
despite being called out numerous times by Luca and other *real* developers multiple times, a brigade of 11 year old followers still watch their every movement
looks like they’re running out of food. Watch as they craft an excuse for why they don’t have a jailbreak, and then claim to have an iOS 10.3.1 jailbreak by dragging the unmodified ZiVA exploit into the triple_fetch binary on their GitHub. Haxrs
fascinating creatures
lets continue with the tour
oui! They’ve become hostile! By bringing up the fact that the group doesn’t actually do anything, I’ve stirred them up into a fury! I must excecute a mating call to distract them!
“COPY AND PASTING TWO EXPLOITS TOGETHER DOESNT MAKE YOU A HACKER!”
there we go. They’re good and confused as to why exploitation of a secure operating system can’t be drag-and-drop. Looks like they’ll go back to their usual activities like browsing reddit, stealing work and logo design. This tour lives another day!
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