I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.
by Yames Blue June 29, 2011
Get the Cockshield mug.Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.
Someone who only has eyes for the cock.
Someone who only has eyes for the cock.
Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?
Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.
Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.
by knobgoblin September 8, 2009
Get the Cockeyes mug.1. A lowly, bitter person; an individual who acts in a base or ugly manner.
2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.
3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.
2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.
3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.
1. "I knew that the family had warped Nestor throughout his childhood, but I'm still surprised that he showed up at the party and acted like such a loathsome cockschmoe."
2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."
3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."
2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."
3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."
by Omar G. December 3, 2003
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by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010
Get the Cocksaddle mug.Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
by workjunkie January 22, 2014
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That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!
by shubacca2 March 25, 2017
Get the cocksalt mug.1. English dialect meaning evening twilight.
2. English slang meaning when your slut cuts off the poon access and you ain’t getting any pussy for one reason or another.
2. English slang meaning when your slut cuts off the poon access and you ain’t getting any pussy for one reason or another.
1. What a beautiful cockshut it is tonight.
2. The bish done gone cockshut on me after she caught me looking at snap nudes.
2. The bish done gone cockshut on me after she caught me looking at snap nudes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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