CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.

'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"

by SilenceCocknipples September 21, 2011

cocksnapper

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.

Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

cocksniffer

Someone who is acting like a cock, and would most likely sniff it.

See asshole and/or cock

"Don't talk to me like that you fucking cocksniffer!"

by Mike W January 8, 2005

cockspider

One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.

Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider

by snotweezil May 9, 2011

cockpipe

Someone who smokes cock like it is a crack pipe.

I saw Billy taking a drag on a cockpipe so hard he sucked the sack flat.

by Slappy1 June 30, 2006

Smokin' da Cockpipe

Slang, used by gay, wannabe badasses, for giving someone a blowjob

In the porno "Black Cock Down" that one faggot sure was smokin' da Cockpipe

by Olav the Norseman November 20, 2004

Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010