cocksmith

A guy who can get any woman he desires. Made popular by the hit movie " Wedding Crashers".

Vince: Hey, hey, hey, fifth row back with the fancy hat, I like that.
Owen: No,no, dont waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.
Vince: Ya, well girl in the proper hat just eyed fucked the shit out of me.
Owen: Im sorry, sorry. Why dont you say it a little louder, I dont think the priest heard you.
Vince: Well John, Im sorry, Im not sorry. Im not going to appologize, Im a COCKSMITH.

by Greg Heilman June 21, 2007

cocksuit

Prenounciation (cok-sute)

1: Noun, A flesh coloured lyrca suit which is aesthetically enhanced by the addition of numerous prosthetic cocks

Also a mangled form of the name Ochthuit

My, that's a fine cocksuit you have there, Alan!

Helena told Ochthuit "Shut up Cocksuit! No-one wants to know about your rash"

by Not Calagan April 3, 2007

Cocksmith

A man who performs well in bed, and freely uses his penis to provide sexual pleasure.

Tina felt satisfied after her cocksmith visited. Linda got totally cocksmithed last night too.

by Adelaide31 September 22, 2017

cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005

cocksmith

One who is a master at cock, and things
of a cock-like nature.

She is one hell of a cocksmith.

by Bill Meakem April 8, 2003

Cock Shit

Generally refering to something that just sucks. Kind of like when you see a sexy man across the room and he ends up being gay.

Person 1: That guy is soo sexy!!
Person 2 (male): Thats my boyfriend, hunni!
Person 1: That is cock shit!!

by Alison And Laura March 12, 2004

Cock Shit

N. Typically refers to the residue remaining on the tip and shaft of the penis after anal sex. The effect is more pronounced on women (or men if you're into that homo shit) that are full of shit, both metaphorically and physically.

I slept with Nevea the other night and fucked her ass so hard I think the cock shit is permanent. That ho needs to clean herself out more often.

by Big Mark 6969 July 31, 2011