Cockshallamatarium

when you stick your own cock into your own BUTTHOLE!

Justin:Dude, this is justin from dayton nevada. I just totally Cockshallamatarium myself last night. I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

Legacy of War: Your a fag justin

by Justin from dayton March 17, 2008

Cockcade

To be surrounded by an extreme amount of cocks and not being able to escape.

Guy 1 : Dude! I was stuck in the men's locker room for an hour!
Guy 2 : Must have been one huge cockcade.

by kal2021 March 15, 2011

Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

cockswaddle

when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle

“Jennifer you’re a fucking cockswaddle!”

by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018

cockchafer

A work shift while one is standing and walking about that lasts for more than twelve hours.

My manager had me work from open to close today, that was a real cockchafer.

by belphegor September 5, 2012

Cocksnake

A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.

Bob is a real cocksnake. He has been in the boss's drawers trying to get that promotion.

by idrum6969 January 21, 2009

Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.

E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"

by bighomiemood January 2, 2019