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Coach Lowe 

A white bald hot coach that watches anime and makes fun of Jews and Germanys
Doesn't Coach Lowe look just like J mac

Coach Parker 

What a daddy. Coach P will give you that D
Oml Coach Parker has a sexy body and will give me that D
Coach Parker by Akenbtbdxjjs February 22, 2022

Coach Thiccbanks 

A mean coach that is thicc and has a pimp chain
Damn Coach Thiccbanks look at that Pimp chain
Coach Thiccbanks by 📱🍵 February 12, 2020
One of the funniest character on Homestarrunner.com.
"I guess I'm just not cut out to say the word 'Jorb':("
Coach Z by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Coach Nicholson 

A thicc science teacher. Who likes boys and toes. He will lock you in his duengon if u don’t give him toe jobs.
Little boy: uh oh I have coach Nicholson’s class my toes are in trouble
Coach Nicholson by CreamyToes69 December 16, 2019

coach mez 

coach mez aka mech coach is suoer buff has a 6 pack. hes really good a sports specially basetball he ist afraid to boogie every once in a while. soudns like a cool dude. usually has a first name like Justin overall a total W of a person, hes hella dope.
yo my fav coach is coach mez, yeah hes the goat
coach mez by Coach mez fan March 28, 2022