certainossibly

Certainossibly:

A word that describes the uncertainty of response from Nijil, not one to make a decision lightly, he tends to be vague with "possibly" & "maybe" being his go to vocabulary when asked a question

Nijil; are you coming out this weekend? Certainossibly with an air of maybe and a pinch of uncertainty

by TequilaSteve May 23, 2019

certi

certi si basically the short way of saying certified

A: see Nathan and Rachel have been dealing for 3 years and they haven't cheated on eachother
B: rahh they're relationship is certi

by Teddz Ldn April 4, 2015

Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.

“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”

by eatbeatnskeet February 5, 2021

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

Certified lover boy

A boy who catches feelings easily.

I’m like drake, a certified lover boy

by CLB April 19, 2022

certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈

“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”

by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022