Clutched my pearls

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.

That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

by VickyJames May 19, 2008

invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).

When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009

Clunch

It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.

Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?

by TORP3DoMAN February 27, 2017

Clutch Chuck

Downshifting to 1st or 2nd gear from 5th (or a higher gear) to quickly slow down your vehicle when someone is driving too close behind you.

Clutch chucking is like "brake checking" except there are no break lights and the person behind you will have little-to-no warning that you have slowed down.

Nick: Man, this guy is driving right on my ass!

Elric: Just clutch chuck him, he'll back right off.

by Necoli January 11, 2010

cluckfest

(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.

Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."

by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

Clutch Moment

Usually in gaming, when your about to lose in something, but suddenly you make a massive comeback and win. The clutch coming from Drifting, when you use the clutch to drift.

Person 1: 'Dude, you're going to lose'
Person 2: 'Watch this' *Wins*
Person 1: 'Dude, that was such a Clutch Moment!'

by Ned11 May 24, 2020

clacc

pov: you just made a brand new board, with mx browns with boba u4t stems and XDA profile keycaps off of amazon. you click on the new board. it makes a high pitched version of thocc. that my friends, is clacc.

your new board is high pitched and claccy af bro

by envie on youtube December 21, 2021