clobs

A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.

"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"

by Big Clobs Lover October 28, 2008

clober

To be clean and sober form mind altering substances. In recovery I want to stay clean and sober.

After twenty years of substance abuse, today I am clober. To remain clober is a new way of life.

by cjwiggy71 May 14, 2010

clobs

Large heavy, hard and dense breasts with saucer sized baby bottle nipples.

Mr A. "Woa, check out the clobs on her!",
Mr B. "Yikes, they are like two fried eggs hanging off knitting needles."

by dr scented October 21, 2008

cloba

the stereotype that people use for video games cause bad grades or violence and general path to bad lifestyle.

Oh that person whatever her name is... probably is a cloba like Kayleh here.

by Aquarius ♒️ February 23, 2021

Cloberella

Leela's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. She dresses in layers and has super strength and super speed, but lacks the ability to command sea creatures. She had to steal the gemerald to free her parents from the Zookeeper

Cloberella beat you up, who does she beat up, YOU!!!

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Clobb

A thing that must you must beware of. Usually refers to a group of club i.e. clobb

Beware the 🆑🅾🅱🅱. The clobb can come for you anytime.

by TheBigClobb July 20, 2018

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004