Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

clitler

Small patch of pubic hair above the vagina. Looks like Hitler's moustache.

"I went down on her third reich last night and it had a clitler."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

Clitorisaurus Rex

A clitoris (female).
Particularly one that is active and on the hunt for her next meal.

"That is one nasty clitorisaurus rex!"

by AndyisGandhi June 30, 2008

electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.

I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

by Tits McGhee May 14, 2005

clitorectomy

The cutting of of the clitoris. This is practiced in certain countries possibly to "control" females and to make them chaste.

During puberty, in certain countries in Africa, a clitorectomy is performed on young women.

by Jürgen July 20, 2006

cliterally

a much funner way of saying literally

"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"

by laurel-bee June 16, 2005

cliterus

When one obvious male does not know how to spell Clitoris.

guy: i like da cliterus
girl: ...You fail at life.

by Coobadoo December 31, 2005