Clemons

1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.

John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night

by playthegame May 25, 2011

Clemsoning

Rising to the occasion in kingly fashion to attain victory at the highest level, performed with grace, honor and class. Often, but not always associated with being the underdog or recipient of harsh criticism from cynics or skeptics.

Rocky Balboa's defeat of Ivan Drago was a true Clemsoning in its finest.

by KRUTON_CC January 13, 2017

Clemsoning

Giving every ounce of yourself. Being 'All in'. Working as a team. Overcoming adversity. Respecting yourself, your coach, your state and giving all the Glory to God for your abilities and accomplishments.

The Tigers have really been clemsoning lately. They haven't lost to an inferior opponent in 3 years. They've really been playing really well together.

by ClemsonRocks81 November 13, 2016

Clemsoning

Lazy, pathetic journalism. Typically used by no-talent, agenda driven ass-clowns on ESPN as a click-bait plea.

ESPN's college football coverage sucks so bad, they resort to Clemsoning in a sad attempt to remain relevant. Any sports fan with a brain laughs at them.

by TigerRugger80 December 1, 2015

Clemsoning

To use steroids.

My speed, athleticism, and body mass has increased exponentially since I began Clemsoning.

by KJ Hawk January 19, 2019

clemons

a euphemism for blowjob

There was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. Bill Clinton said that oral sex wasnt sex so all the jb whores started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.

by s/adv/irgin June 14, 2011

Clemsoning

The act of beating every team you are supposed to for 4 years in a row while most other teams lose inexplicably to teams they shouldn't during the same period of time.

They have been clemsoning with all the talent they have been able to bring in over the past 4 years.

by Tigerbeergeek December 6, 2015