cement clit

A woman who is stuck up and ignorant and just not pleasurable to be around because they haven't been laid in so long.

You probably haven't had an orgasm since '97, you cement clit.

by DarlingDarryl October 23, 2015

Clement

Clement as a boy's name is pronounced KLEM-ent. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Clement is "merciful". From Clemens.

A Clement is romantic, knows how to wooo you. Becareful with Clements they have a way of making you love them. They are Strong and Soft like a teddy bear.

They have mesmerizing eyes, that will have you wanting to stare into them for hours. Loyal and devoted these Men love to just spend hours focusing on you and your needs.

Clements have only one down fall they cant resist a good lolipop. They have even created a lolipop with the name Clement.

Person 1: Are we going to the Doctors today?
Person 2: Yes I hope he gives me a Clement.

"I want to hug you like a Clement"

by dr.smithson December 1, 2011

roger clemens

annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.

roger clemens is a schmuck.

by thiswasntwrittenbywhoyouthink May 21, 2007

Cemeteering

Going to multiple cemeteries in long periods of time. Usually done in one day.

"Man, I hope grandma doesn't take us on another one of those cemeteering trips.

by toadsage27 May 24, 2009

Cleehaned

The act of doing something extremely poorly or unathletically. Doing something completely wrong

"Wow Aaron you really cleehaned that ping-pong game"

by patgoldie February 16, 2017

Clementine

Clementine is a total sweet heart but don’t get on her bad side or she’ll make h regret it. She’s very stubborn but adorable. She’s a badass but very sweet and cute

Boy: who is that?
Gurl: hmm I heard she’s clementine but she’s really cute

by Clementiñe September 25, 2019

cleeman

A slang word that means any derogative remark toward another (such as douche, asswipe, etc.).

Taken from the popular TV show Family Guy, episode 20, season 4.

Dude, that guy is such a cleeman, he thinks he's better than everyone else.

by Wehttam.Bassist February 26, 2008