Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

Kenny & Cleetus

kenny and cleetus are with your mother goin' down oner in the shed

kenny & cleetus are soundcloud rappers going down on your mother in the shed

the act of aggression affairs on your wife

by Kenny & Cleetus February 4, 2022

Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003

creatus

homo sapien creatus is a sub-species of homo sapien identified by dynamic thinking styles and confident action. Sapien creatus can be taught to think in abstract terms and to take innovative risks during an entrepreneural endeavor. Creatus are creative problem solvers, adventurous, kind and helpful.

Homo creatus are movers, shakers, leaders, critical thinkers who challenge conventional behaviors while striving for something better. Homo creatus can be heard saying, "Go for it" and "Be productive today"

by RuDi kAzOoTi March 21, 2009

throw some cleats on that bitch

What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.

Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.

by Colm Meany May 16, 2007

cleetus

Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.

"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"

by Frank Einstein December 28, 2005

Cleetus

A severely inbred prick who abuses.

Yo did you see how Cleetus unbanned that Standford last night? Some abusive shit

Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?

by CGC_Keitho December 2, 2018