A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.
John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"
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Clayton: Shut your big ass fucking forehead wider than the god damn Grand canyon looking ass up
Clayton: Shut your big ass fucking forehead wider than the god damn Grand canyon looking ass up
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Idiot: Whoa! Jesus and Eric Clapton are one in the same?
Me: Did you not hear Tears in Heaven? (Commences Bitchslapping.)
Me: Did you not hear Tears in Heaven? (Commences Bitchslapping.)
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Get the eric clapton mug.Eric Clapton, is quite the white blues guitarist. And indeed, quite the former cokehead. He AND Roger Waters have diff. styles, so you needn't whine.
by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004
Get the eric clapton mug.A fast-growing suburb of Raleigh, NC where everyone smokes, eats red hot dogs, and has a thick southern accent; traffic is very heavy; gas stations are far and wide; and victims of school bullying live in fear because the school officials are completely incompetent.
by JNNC July 2, 2006
Get the Clayton, NC mug.One of the greastest guitarists of all time, it was he who changed the guitar sound forever in 1966 when he was with John Maryall's Bluesbreakers album. Giving him the lable "God". He worked with John after leaving the Yardbirds who went into a pop direction while Eric stuck with his blues, launching his career in Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos, his solo work, and worked with numerous artist. In 1967 Jimi Hendrix stole the spot light from him.
By the way, what's with this crap on Roger Waters? He's a freaking bass player! They are both good at what they do.
By the way, what's with this crap on Roger Waters? He's a freaking bass player! They are both good at what they do.
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Get the Eric Clapton mug.The name of a guy who can steal your heart just by looking into your eyes. His personality can drive you crazy. One minute you could be sitting in a classroom with him the other minute you could be walking on a beach with him. He can go from the gentleman who will kiss your hand, buy you flowers and take you on a romantic date to being totally clumsy while trying messy street foods with you. The kind of guy who is so romantic that you'd be roaming around in your sweatshirt with your messed up bun and he'd call you the most Beautiful girl in the world. Relationship with him could be a complete package of date nights in pyajamas on the couch, lying down on the grass and looking at the stars, making fun of each other the whole day but not forgetting to say the words I love you to each other. All the that and much more.If you think Clayton's a boyfriend material you are so wrong. He's the absolute definition of husband material. If you have such a guy with you don't let him go. He's worth cherishing. He's worth loving. He's worth all those efforts. He's worth it all. He is. And he will always be.
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