Hot Claudia

Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.

Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."

by HeroHandy April 24, 2019

Ms. Claudia Lawrence

old, ugly, teacher. Who paint everything around her pink. She loves cats, but we all know cats hates her, everyone hates her.

Person 1: "Have you seen our new maths teacher?"
Person 2: "Ew, shes such a Ms. Claudia Lawrence."

by Not jack Dylan grazer May 31, 2018

Claudia

A Claudia is an interesting person who is dedicated to their school work/job and are super organised. Always having a clean room, a Claudia prides herself in being the neatest. A Claudia also may be shy at first but once you get to know them they will be your best friend and you won't be able to get rid of them no mater how hard you try. A Claudia is also the person who send texts on group chats and no one replies so next time you see a random and irrelevant message from a Claudia just reply to make them feel happy.

GUY 1: Damm that babe over there with the neat handwriting is such a hottie

GUY2: Aye I know right I would smash

CLAUDIA*to group chat*: Hey guys, im going to the beach on the weekend who wants to come?
EVERYONE ELSE ON GROUP CHAT:

by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019

jean claude van damme

star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.

wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses

by the badger July 25, 2003

Cladded

"Cladded" The act of cucking someone's wife, As a demon, and through universes.

"Sorry, Not sorry, Get Cladded."

by AtomskRoiyarti August 14, 2020

Claudia

This girl is truly special, a diamond in the rough. I can't let her go. I want her to love me forever.

Guy1: Check out Claudia
Guy2: I want her
Guy1: Go get her before anyone else claims her

by guyzguy November 30, 2011

Claude Balls

(n. proper) Acclaimed writer of the famous epochal novel The Tiger's Revenge. Born 11 AD as Harry Balzonia. Died 1983 of a terrible safari accident.

Harry Balzonia was a failed writer looking for a fitting pseudonym; that is, until he wrote The Tiger's Revenge and soon became known as Claude Balls.

by John the Mick June 11, 2006