kelly clarkson

A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.

Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.

by Sam123456 May 16, 2007

Kelly Clarkson

stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.

besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.

she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.

OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL

Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."

by shredded wheat August 9, 2006

Crackson

A dangerous creature that should always be treated with caution. It normally lives in small dark areas (mostly corners) and does not reveal itself until interacted with. It usually consist of a single brain cell and no more. If you were to spot it it is at best to slowly back away and not run or you’ll let it know you’re there. The situation varies on your gender or sex. If you were to be a female it would take pictures of you and post it on a social platform called “Discord” to people (mostly people around the age of 13). Otherwise, if you were to be a male, it would engage in a normally 1-2 hour argument using most of it’s vocabulary consisting of multiple slurs and curse words. At best if it were to spot you just run away as fast you can and don’t look back. For people have died seeing it.

Person A: Why are you sweating buckets

Person B: I almost ran into a Crackson

by Ramoose2 September 13, 2021

astrid clarkson

PLAYER. A hot girl that likes to fuck everyone elses boyfriend and tries to fit in but she cant cause shes a little twat. fuck off astrid you emu.

"i cant believe that emu stole my boyfriend!"
"can tell shes an astrid clarkson"

by urban dicksssss October 3, 2017

Clarkson University

A university that strives to be number one in trumping St. Lawrence University. However, it is only known for its hockey and dissing St. Lawrence University because people do not know about Clarkson outside of Clarkson alum. May be a good engineering school, but lacks the broad minded thinking that students of a liberal arts school has.

You are totally a hockey bumb! That's totally Clarkson University!
Cluckers unsophisticated techies antiSLUserawesomeness engineers

by kiyanvehve December 16, 2010

David Clarkson

A cool man, laid back, smart , computer game nerd, taste in music isn't as good as Jenna's, generous, 4th funniest person in the house and fun to be around :)

doesn't like the "word" LOL

Guy #1: Dude, that guy is soooo cool !

He gave me awesome presents and helps me learn french !!!!!

Guy #2 : Must have been David Clarkson :)

by J to the enna gnay May 2, 2010

kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

by M. Bison June 9, 2007