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Fuck Chutney

Something powerfully awesome and occasionally delicious.
"We are going to unleash this new album... like a jar of Fuck Chutney... on your face." - Matt Davies-Kreye, Funeral For A Friend.
by Grrrrrl March 2, 2011
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moist chutney

the act of moisening someones chutney with a moist cloth, towel, or wet whipe getting a no scope headshot in Halo Reach with my penis, not having bathed for four weeks, barrying the chinese hooker that I bought last week and paid for in euros, dirka dirka allah jehad takes a shower with his mac book for 45 minutes, insiminating 36 people in one sitting, sprinting through the Mekong Delta sodomizing the VC with a half eaten Buger King cheese burger that you found in the garbage
dude last night at that party Chuck Norris moisened several girls chutneys all at the same time without taking his own clothes off

marcus the cat moisening the chutney of a female pitbull

Alex Vogt Tactical:Extreme chutney moisener

Jet Li eats more moist chutney then you do
by agg tactical October 15, 2011
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Black Chutney

A really cool African American guy who lives in the suburbs. The coolest black man you know
Hey black chutney, you're the coolest guy i know
by Jane45567 October 23, 2016
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Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.
Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole
by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020
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nutsack chutney

The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days
Guy one: "Fuck you, go suck some nutsack chutney"
Guy two: "Wow"
by Phloxxi December 16, 2017
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chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011
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chutney ferreting

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.
"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter
by theunsungheros May 6, 2006
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