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my guts are churning!

a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
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Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.
"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."
by Bananamal September 1, 2013
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Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.
by PudPounder June 17, 2022
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Ski Churning

The use of two hands to churn two seperate sticks simultaneously.
Man, I loved Ski Churning John and Doe the previous night.
by Highlander9669 December 11, 2025
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Chuning Choke

While giving a blow job, the man rams his dick too far down the women's throat, causing her to vomit all over the male's dick.
"Did you hear about Laura last night? She Chuning Choked!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"
by Tacobutt June 10, 2014
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Chick Churping

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

Tattle tales will often ensue.
You listen to Beyonce and say it's so groundbreaking . . . I think it's just chick churping.
by ye olde internet April 27, 2022
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Chunning Choke

Giving head to a guy so hard you than throw up on his penis
"Me and Hilary banged last night"
"She gave you that chunning choke huh?"
by XxswagmasterxX April 24, 2015
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