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Basically it is more fundraisers and bible studies that actually getting your sins forgiven and doing what you are supposed to do... WORSHIP!!
Yeah I might as well skip church this Sunday because all they are doing is sucking money that could be used for a nice McDonald's dinner for the new addition they are going to rennovate.
1) a building designated for those (aka Christians) who are following the rules.
2) a place where Christians gather together in the name of euphoria, sing-a-longs, dress up, etc, in order to feel good about one's self.
3) a cult, view, religion, ideology, sect, etc.
1)If you are in a building where people listen to you and accept who you are as a person despite the circumstances, its not church, its an AA Meeting.
church by Dave The Symphony May 11, 2011
Code word for teens to get with their friends and smoke weed.
*teacher walks by*
"so we still on for church this weekend"?
"you bet".
Church by wendalynn April 11, 2009
fingering a fellow youth group girl, in the back room of the youth center, and almost getting caught.
I fingered a girl at the youth group lockin last week
-you churched her? heh heh all right!
church by ocracoke_pioneer July 31, 2008
Church is another word for a strip club.
The guys go to church at least once a week, preferably on Thursday nights.
church by Cynthia August 27, 2003
Don't speak to me like that - you're behaving like a church.
church by Narn May 4, 2005