chud 

a small fat dick

lutz sucks on chuds while getting analed by a penguin

chud by gyoop April 3, 2009

chud 

1. a word for semen left in a dirty condom.

Hey look someone left a dirty condom on the ground, they must be saving it to make chud babies!

chud by carusolapp June 6, 2005

chud 

The only definition of this word: Old semen that has been sitting a condom for an extended period of time.

Jesus christ man, you've got chud all over the place, this house really needs to be cleaned!!!

chud by BIG FAT party animal April 17, 2006

chud 

a fat turd that is wider than it is longer

How you like it if you had to walk into the boys bathroom and see a big meaty chud staring you in the face

chud by y2hot February 10, 2007

chud 

Alaskan slang for being very drunk

Last night I got chudified. Every one at the party was chud.

chud by Monilou June 30, 2006

chud 

a shit like substance, or undescribable substance; can be found on the human body, or anywere else. ex. bathroom, garage, basement, woods etc...etc...

i found this white chud under my nut sack dude.

ew!! look at this chud in the fridge.

i stepped in some chud back crossing the creek.

chud by fat nutz October 14, 2007

Chud 

The opposite of a chad, they are unable to get women.

You are a chud if you have never dated a girl.

Chud by MeNadi3 February 29, 2020