chud

a chud is typically any white trailer trash who is always at a run-in with the law.
Is usually doing insanely stupid things to get caught.

i just saw those chuds getting arrested for smoking meth in front of the police station.

by clayton wilkens January 18, 2009

chud

A manly like woman who is homosexual. She usually wears boy-type clothing, has a wallet in her back pocket and walks like a man.

Dude, I thought that chud was a guy when I first saw her! Look at the way she's acting!

by Merrie November 13, 2007

chud

Slang term for a child.
Usually bratty, undisciplined children of inattentive or unsuitable parents.
Particularly a child that should have been aborted or giving up for adoption instead.

No man wants to claim any of that womans little chuds. They are horrible!

by Amanda in Atlanta August 14, 2007

chud

A friend, or companion.
A intimate friend.
Best friend.
etc, etc, etc.

"Awww. You're my best chud."

by Lolzhi April 17, 2006

chud

An extremely rotund person.

My gosh, he's a total chud !

by JennyBunny November 16, 2007

chud

Any food that is consumed in lieu of that which provides sustenance in the manner the body requires to function at utmost potential. A quick fix. The primary sources for such food are convenience stores, snack and frozen-food aisles, and fast-food restaurants. The chuddiest of chud refers to Krystal or White Castle hamburgers.

"So, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Um, I guess I'll just get some chud. My wife doesn't feel like cooking."

"Man, that chud was pretty good. It'll definitely make a turd."

by Roostification July 6, 2008

chud

Poo, crap, what your mum smells like etc

dude1 "ohh dude2 that smells like chud"

dude2 "yeah dude1 i stepped in a chav this morning"

by macho fantastico October 1, 2005