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chris

all girls reject chris because hes a tall prick with a tiny dick
oh look chris is gay
by hhjjjkkkk October 23, 2018
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chris

chunky gamer
likes puns
gameeeer
thiccy
chris is a big thicc punny man
by Brado905 May 25, 2020
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chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
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chris

A term given to gay guys, who have small cocks high voices and LOVE it up the ass. Thinks he's strait but everyone knows he's gay. He is a try hard but 100% of the time he fails. No pubes, walks talks and acts like a girl. Pussies out at everything.
Guy 1: did you see that guy last night who was grinding on me? Who the fuck was that?
Guy 2: oh shit man that has to be chris.

Guy 1: dude your pulling a chris right now
Guy 2: shit dude fucking take it back.
by random chicks November 22, 2011
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chris

a cheating bastard.Who lies and makes up stories to look better
by christinapeniiissssss March 21, 2019
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chris

guy 1:OMG! he beat up his girlfriend
guy 2: what a chris
by Pendoo34 March 15, 2009
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chris

a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either
omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....

chris your so beat....

hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....

hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail

a man that is stupid

a lifer at barleycorns.....
by crazy legz 1 January 11, 2011
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