chow box 

To perform oral sex on a woman.

Dude, I chowed Molly's box for 2 hours last night, and my jaw hurts, but I like the pain because it reminds of where it came from.

Dude, first date? I wonder if you'll chow box.

chow box by Matty Jo Jo September 29, 2006

Chow Fan Pung Yau 

Chinese definition of fried rice friend. Usually used when calling upon a really close friend. Fried rice is a Chinese favourite dish, so when calling your friend that, it means that you are the "best" friend.

1. Hello, you are my Chow Fan Pung Yau Wong Fung Ngai!
2. Liggy Bo Lig Lig, Chow Fan Pung Yau Lig Lig Ligz!
3. Hey McLigz! Your Bo Liggy is my Chow Fan Pung Yau. So damn jangz!

Chow Fan Pung Yau by Wong Fung Ngai July 16, 2008

chow hai 

n.

1) literally, phonetic chinese slang for stinky pussy.
2) also used to refer to objects which one finds unaesthetically pleasing.

Dieter said that girl he went down on last Thursday had some major chow hai.
That shoe is so chow hai...too bad they don't have my size in the ones that are lang hai.

chow hai by katesherlock November 11, 2004

Chow Mum 

Automatic response to any open-ended question, intended to divert the subject of the conversation to the initiator's mother. A derivative of 'your mum'.

Ed: I told you to meet me at the basketball court at 4, what were you doing?
Albert: Chow Mum.
Ed: Yeah, that's funny. Where are you going after we play?
Albert: Chow Mum's house.

Chow Mum by Bret Veisen January 10, 2012

chow hall 

A disgusting military place to eat. Adorned with bad art, uncomfortable furniture, and crappy food. Dick on a stick and soy burger's are prime examples.

We were dismissed for Thanksgiving liberty. All the lifers went home to their families and left me to go to the chow hall.

chow hall by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

chow line 

according to the "good times" theme song, something you stand in; this action in and of itself leads to "good times"

standin in a chow line, GOOD TIMES!

chow line by bryant k. July 26, 2004

Chow-Hound 

Someone who eats other peoples food when there not looking without shame

Man Terry is such a Chow-Hound, always getting at the fridge in the office.

Chow-Hound by xcb45 July 29, 2014