Chooft

Chooft is the state of mind a person has when he/she had smoked an ungodly amount of pot, the feeling in simple terms is like being couch-locked while standing

Me and john got chooft out of our minds last night

by Ya boi tz October 20, 2020

Choom

slang popularized by cyberpunk

Meaning:
(A friend)

(A friendly person)

(Kind person in general)

"Just came from the park met a couple chooms"

by simbre November 21, 2022

Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022

croomfy

1. something that is very good, amazing

2. something that makes you want to cream your pants

person 1: wow this is croomfy
person 2: yeah it’s so good

by calypso_goes_ghost October 13, 2023

Choofis

A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.

Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...

by thatginganinja February 16, 2010

Choompa

Choompas are fat people that don't work in groupd projects. A common choompa will typically have no friends and probably no family. Eventually if youre lucky you will evolve into a mega choomp and be the best in the MLG.

Katlyn: Stop im not doing that.
Bob: Stop crying like a baby choomp.
Josh: She lookin like a squid.
Victor; Im a mega choompa.

by Tristan Aitkenhead September 28, 2017

croomfie

an oomf/oomfie you have a crush on is your 'croomfie

i feel a vibe between us, you're my croomfie

by oomfieigor July 18, 2021