Chooser

someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons

" That girl a chooser "

by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

chooser

A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.

"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"

by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

Coomer

XQC the king of coomers

Me: Hey XQC wanna play?
XQC: Yeah just give me a minute I saw this new

Resident Evil Village trailer and the vampires were so fine I gotta go bust a nut to it :)
Me: What a coomer

by Red27x May 23, 2021

chooner

Someone who takes a shit in other peoples house's typically to not stink up their own bathroom. Often used as a derogatory term.

-You took at shit at his house? You're a fucking chooner.

-Come finsih this set, don't be a chooner

by Ckpoonslayer69 February 8, 2017

Coomer-In-Law

The coomer fucking your sister.

My sister's husband is trying to fight my coomer-in-law.

by Nhjones4life November 30, 2019

chooler

Ice Chest on wheels that doubles as cooler and chair while keeping you brew chilled!

I had to fight off the women who wanted to sit on my chooler at the Beach.

by Beer dode May 12, 2007

choonery

from the slang 'choon' (tune) sometimes expanded to 'choonage', developed into 'choonery'

that tune is a total masterpiece of the art of 'choonery'

by nogz April 14, 2011