Chode

Chode(noun)

Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/

A dick which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See choad

Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode!

South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes...

Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.

by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009

Chode

The area between the testicles and the anus.

It is anatomicaly impossible for the penis to be wider than it is long.

Not only will tight pants cause loss of blood to the testicles , but they will also cause severe chaffing of the chode.

by stickles August 21, 2006

chode

A short, fat penis of sizable girth.

When his lover removed Chad's pants, she was startled to discover an erect chode!

by Kathy Griffin August 21, 2006

Chode

A penis that won't hit bottom but it sure will fuck up the edges!

His chode made my vagina sore for weeks.

by KatRebKelHol September 19, 2003

chode

It is NOT the area between the balls and anus. That my friends is the "guch"
A "chode" is a penis wider than it is long. Also a kick-ass insult.

"Although he can't satisfy women with his chode he does recieve amazing blowjobs"

by Jeff24 July 9, 2003

Chodes

Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.

that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes

by souls2801 January 25, 2011

Chode

a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.

floppy dick Chode

by will purtill November 11, 2013