texas brown chowder

Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/

Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.

When in Texas, you must try the Texas Brown Chowder after reciving a Texas Chilli Bowl

by enriqueeldominicanos June 29, 2008

man chowder

male ejaculate

She gave me a bomb ass hog smoke and I sprayed my man chowder all over her face

by Chips March 19, 2004

taint chowder

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.

I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.

by KO32 January 11, 2009

Choder-boat

It's like a motorboat... but you do it to a chode.

John Peter didn't know how ticklish his man-seam was until Starla gave him a choder-boat.

by Stymie Rochester III September 12, 2010

chodermcfatt

After a chode has swollen to twice its size, it will burst and you may harvest the sweet inner leavings.

Vinnies chode was ripe for the plucking and I salvaged all his "chodermcfatt".

by Jeff Beanard September 8, 2006

choder doder

One who plays with their chode in the style of a propeller.

I heard that guy is a choder doder.

by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

Chowder Blind

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.

"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."

by Jray78 August 3, 2012