One who is beyond statement excitement to the point of annoyance and can't keep their fuckin mouth shut.
"Stacy is such a fucking chipper chapper. I just wanna shove my face in a blender everytime I hear her blabbing. Why did we even invite her?"
by Y'all ready fo dis September 14, 2016

Placing human or animal fecal matter in a ziplock bag with various condiments. i.e mustard, ketchup, raw eggs. Placing bag in a two man sling shot and whipping it at cars.
by Mr. Oxyman May 11, 2014

A "chipper" is your girlfriend's best MALE friend. He invites her to see the White Stripes and has long phone conversations with her. She tells you things like...I think he's gay..." just to make you feel comfortable with their relationship. And even though he gives her foot massages and buys her candles you're cool with it. Then you and your girl have a massive blowout and a few month's later...they're moving in together throwing wine and cheese parties wearing matching Motley Crue shirts.
Tiffany's friend Todd is a chipper. He gets invited to watch Sex in the City on girls night. And he gives he has a creepy crush on her. I can tell by the way he looks at her.
by JB666 March 13, 2008

by The eau C December 18, 2009

by sloleak October 6, 2005

by shessy shoseph June 21, 2010

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.
Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
by WNM July 24, 2006
