chipper-me-this 

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

chipper-me-this by randomtestaccount June 26, 2022

Chipper's Dozen 

Just as a Baker's Dozen historically refers to 13 (typically as bread rolls), A Chipper's Dozen refers to some number greater than that which was ordered, typically applied to Potato Cakes / Potato Scallops / Potato Fritters. In any such case, the customer will order and pay for some number of these fried delights and typically receive something like 1.3 to 1.5x that number. More typically this applies to an order less than a dozen, so it is more useful (though more cumbersome) to describe a "Chipper's half-dozen".

"Order 67! - 8 potato cakes."
"Yep, that's me."
"Yeah no worries. A few of these looked a bit puny so I threw in a couple more for ya."
"Thanks mate. Whoa thanks, there's like 10 in here or maybe more?"
"You're alright - just a standard Chipper's dozen."

Chipper's Dozen by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere June 29, 2023

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. 

the best fucking game ever
fnaf be damned yall should really play this

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025

Poop Chipper 

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town

He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.

Poop Chipper by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Poop Chipper 

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.

Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!

Poop Chipper by poorpoorpitifulme August 29, 2013

egg and chipper 

A some person who orders egg and chips in a fancy restaurant.

Ussie is such an egg and chipper, he always insists on ordering egg and chips when we go to the Italian.

egg and chipper by Hard boiled May 14, 2016

Beef Chipper 

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

Beef Chipper by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017