off the chimney

describing something thats weird, wack or crazy.

"did you that bmx stunt at the x games? man, that was off the chimney!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003

ass chimney

Someone who lies frequently, as in the saying blowing smoke out of their ass.

Aaron "I totally banged 3 hot pornstars last night dude!"
Kurt "Aaron, you're such an ass chimney.."

by Kurtov January 22, 2008

Turd Chimney

(1) Your Colon or Large Intestine.

(2) The place where all your poop gathers before expulsion.

(3) Where turd burglars go to loot.

(1,2) I have to take a dump; I can tell because my turd chimney is full
(3) He got so drunk last night that his turd chimney was chimney swept by a flesh pole.

by Beneatin Mypussilini July 19, 2010

English Chimney Sweep

when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.

" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"

"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"

by SwagMedaFuckOut March 7, 2012

Ballymena Chimney Stack

Whilst your partner sleeps, grab a glass and carefully shit in it. Leave the glass by the bedside table. As they awaken the smell of stench will be intolerable. The odour will make them feel like they are in hell.

When my wife passed out after a night of drinks i left a Ballymena Chimney Stack for when she wakes up

by Hellbender1690 October 8, 2019

Chimney Sweeping

(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.

At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.

by Mr__P March 13, 2010

greasy chimney

A sexual maneuver in which the woman (or man) sits with the legs extended straigt up into the air and the man below, thrusting his penis in and out of the asshole.

Jacob had a great time last night giving his girlfriend a greasy chimney.

by !THOR! June 17, 2006