Children

The horror...

I’m going to die young because my children are giving me anxiety and depression

by That one random kid June 8, 2018

Children

Nasty pervs who scream “RAPE” if they are greeted

“Oh hey mike!” Codi said
Mike screamed “RAPE!” Mike screamed this because children are disgusting even though I am a twelve year old. But I still have common sense

by Codl August 5, 2018

Children

Things you throw threw the window, eat, and toast, you can also put it in the microwave!

“Man I really like throwing children threw the window”

by Your mom eating waffles October 29, 2019

Children

The people who go onto Urban Dictionary and make stupid fucking definitions.

Bet all of these Urban Dictionary definitions are from immature 13 year old children..... Stupid assholes.

by xxdeezxxxnutsxx November 30, 2015

not for children

Urban dictionary

The Urban dictionary is not for children.

by Don't look! March 4, 2014

Children

I eat them.

I eat them children

by Ugly ass hoez December 26, 2019

Children

The devils spawn

Man: what is those strange alien things
Woman: there my 'children'

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016