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You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020
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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.
Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*
by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023
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Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers
Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
by ButcherOfZoos July 20, 2022
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Childhood

Something that can easily be ruined
My dad left that fucked up my childhood
by I’m single and lookin June 12, 2019
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childhood

good times that you can never get back.
my childhood was great
by anonymous1012011@ August 8, 2023
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childhood

The most nostalgic stage of life, often associated with carefree outdoor play and exploration. However, recent trends, such as excessive time spent watching YouTube, have altered the traditional experience of childhood, leading to a more screen-focused lifestyle.
For many, childhood is a cherished time, but with kids now glued to screens, that essence feels different than it once was.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
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