You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

childhood

the worst years of someones life, when one is basically living a prisoner-like lifestyle (i am an actual child, i would know this)

i fucking hate my childhood

by some hackerman December 1, 2018

Childhood

Something that can easily be ruined

My dad left that fucked up my childhood

by I’m single and lookin June 12, 2019

secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.

I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.

by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017

Dead Childhood

A pure fucking nonsensical word made up by emo 12 year olds in the gang fandom after hearing bonnie’s lullaby

Some cringy 12 yr old: this song reminds me of a dead childhood

by Shooveli December 5, 2020

childhood

when you're growing up with lousy parents and drinking milk as you mature into a fucking retard (when you hit 16)

"look at that retard, he is a twat in his childhood *laughter"

by lophi1 November 4, 2020