cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

cheesed out

the feeling you get about a few hours after your stoned.

I was totally cheesed out.

by GeeDubyaBush June 24, 2006

cheesed off

Mad or upset about something
can also be used as cheesed up.
(that story was cheesed up)

Man, i'm gettin' cheesed off for real.
This crap isn't working, Im bout to get cheesed off in a second.

by Face D September 30, 2003

cheesed On

Things are undesirable but still could be worse.

It’s better to be cheesed off than be cheesed on.

by Leroy Lenard January 30, 2008

cheesed off

Some gay sounding, Ned Flanders type shit that chumps who are too pussy to say 'pissed off' say instead.

Wally: Well golly gee, Johnny, I was just so cheesed off!

Johnny: Man, shut the fuck up and just say 'pissed off'...

by osibisa October 20, 2007

cheesed up

When one is excited about something, and it shows on their face, even when they try to hide it.

Marcus got a text from his crush about going on a date, and he has been cheesed up about it all day.

by MasterRiku April 26, 2014

cheesed it

To have smelled a stinky dick.

Danielle: "Yo, I totally cheesed that guy last night"
Dhanya: "Really? I've never cheesed it. What did you do?"
Danielle: "Well, I told him his balls smelled really bad and he ended up cheesing himself to see if it was true."

by Paigedhanya January 13, 2008