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cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.
"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)
by OD Smith March 15, 2005
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Cetoing

The act of wasting 6 hours on something for no apparent reason.
Nick and Bryan went cetoing at the game store for the release of modern Warfare 3.
by NamfarbWehttam November 14, 2011
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Cetas

Comes from the archaic Brazilian Portuguese "Bucetas", meaning vagina or pussy.
Refers to any group of female humans that usually hang together for long periods of time.
-Hey, Peter, you've seen Mary?
- Yhea, she's with the rest of the Cetas.
by Bro Rock June 19, 2016
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ek cetera

Your mom can't cook, ek cetera... FCUK YOU.
by touch my tooter June 16, 2018
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cetnik

group of radical/genocidal serbians that were responsible for the breakup of Yugoslavia and terrorising many of their fellow Yugoslav "neighbors." If it was not for them Yugoslavia would still be a country.
by yoandro August 17, 2007
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cetnik

Cetniks formed after 1389. All the balkans was influenced by moslems, so Bosnia became moslem, but those that ddint give up formed cete in the mountains and are known as cetniks. They laregly appeared during the Second World War to protect Serbia. Their motto was and is"Freedom or Death" - "Sloboda ili Smrt" Also they fought for "For the king and fatherland" - "Za Kralja i otadjbinu." In this case it was HRH Peter II of the Karadjordjevic. Great fighters that wanted democratic methods for the Serbs. Wanted to attain Parlamentary Democratic Monarchy. When they failed and the Partizans - Communists took over, they experiated the Cetnik Serbs. Most cetnik now live in Canada, America, England, and Australia. To this day they have a established constitution, and follow Cetnik ethecs and beliefs which are very closely tied with the Serbian Orthodox Church. Cetniks are the REAL SERBS. My great grandfather was a commander under the Cetnik leader (DRAZA MIHALOVIC) who lead his division with other 16 000 Cetniks from Former YU (now Croatia) by walking, which was their only transportation, all the way to Italy. They were Great warriors who kissed every step of Serbia. I am lucky that he is still alive to tell me these untold tales about mytical Serbia that once exsisted and that could have existed.
When you are a Serbs, and love your country, and your royal Karadjordjevic family, and life for teh cross and follow its teachings, and protect Serbdom, then you know Cetnik blood flows throught you. Cetniks agress each other as Brother and Sister.
by Cetnik May 13, 2005
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Ex cetera

"Ex cetera" = your various and sundry exes. All, or a portion, of your ex-significant others and ex-spouses.
The weekend was going great until I ran into my ex cetera gossiping about me at the club.
by IMFink'sPa March 30, 2017
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