Mac Cessory

An accessory you are forced to buy to get basic functionality on an Apple Mac computer.

Argh this standard microphone works on my PC but doesn't work on a damn Mac!

Dude, you need to buy a Mac Cessory to get that to work - or biff your Mac.

Steve Jobs makes millions from gay Mac Cessories!

by Les Grossman February 4, 2009

cesspit

1. (a.k.a cesspool) is a pit or a pool that is used for sewage or refuse. Basically it can be anything that is filled with shit.

Tintin: Aye Snowy were not fuckin coming here again its a fuckin cesspit in here.

Lady: Bargin past are ya? yous fuckas. bet you havent got a cock amongst yas!

Tintin: You obese fat motherfuckin bitch, fat heap of shit!

by castanza April 17, 2008

cessnock

A shithole of a place in Australia, but it’s better than kurri

Person 1: look at that Cessnock cunt.
Person 2: at least his not from kurri.

by Gronk daddy October 22, 2017

Cessie

Cessie is the name of a person with strong will and the need to succeed. An amazing mother who is never afraid to say how she feels. Cessie has a great sense of humor and an extraordinary sense of self. Cessie is awesome...everyone wants to be like Cessie.

What a great person, she is such a Cessie.

by Defilicious December 20, 2016

cessna

Verb. To "Cessna".

Similar to Godwinning, to Cessna is to cite Stalin in a superfluous example during an internet flamewar, thusly automatically ending the argument in a loss on the individual who "Cessnaed"

This is derived from Cessna's law, which states that on any RPGnet flamewar (then expanded to the whole of the internets) the longer a flamewar occurs, the closer the probability of Stalin being invoked equals one, if Communist Administrators are involved in the discussion.

Originated on RPGnet, then took the rest of the Internet by storm.

"You know, Stalin killed 30 million Jews, which is exactly like Abortion."

"Dude, did you just Cessna?"

"Crap. Sorry."

by Matt David T July 12, 2005

cesspool

Websites that are full of nasty tempered people, usually with admin and mod approval.

democraticunderground.com was once a good website, but it is a cesspool now.

by cgirl834 October 7, 2008

cesso

pronounced: ch-eh-soe
a woman of repulsive physical appearance usually obese and/or with vomit-inducing facial features. Interpreted from the italian word meaning toilet.

guy1: dude, u better nail julie tonight
guy2: dude, noway! she's a cesso!!!

by marcusvittorianus January 13, 2009