Cerberus

The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell.

Fear the wrath of Cerberus.

by 13 March 26, 2003

cereal hole

a cereal hole is created when a cereal-holer fills a turkey baster with milk, bastes it into a dilated and fisted asshole. the milk is then mixed with cereal. it is known as the breakfast of champions to many hipsters.

Daniel prepared an excellent froot loop cereal hole for me with the help of his mother. I spooned it until the milk turned brown, and then drank the rest from the hole.

by poopSmear November 4, 2013

cereal sauce

another term for milk

hunny while your there, could you please pass me the cereal sauce ??

by yani1 July 5, 2017

cereal pie

a mixture of different types of cold breakfast cereal e.g fruit loops, frosted flakes, raisin brain makes for great cereal pie

mixing the leftovers of cereal in one bowl creating cereal pie

by raka4real September 6, 2010

Overpriced Cereal

Someone who thinks too highly of themselves, they are arrogant and usually jerks to everyone else because they are below them. In the supermarket of the world they are the cereal that is too expensive, get's soggy too fast and tastes horrible. they are not worth the price you pay too hang out with them, or in the supermarket, eat them.

Jonathan is just overpriced cereal, don't bother with him.

by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

5 cereals

A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)

Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"

by the hussler May 12, 2016

too much cereal

when you are in a situation in which you are spooning too many people or alternatively when you are spooning someone who you cannot wrap your arm around

"my spoon can't handle this much cereal! too much cereal"

by henrleanem December 3, 2011