Human Centipede

A delicious snack where a baguette is cut at one end, stuffed full of melted chocolate and then left in the fridge for the the chocolate to harden again, hence fusing the cut baguette back together, and filling it with chocolate.
Its usally made by couples, and eaten together, with one person starting at one end, and the other starting at the other end, until they meet each other in the middle

Boy: Hey, im hungry, wanna make a Human Centipede?
Girl: Sure, there so delicious!
Boy: We should eat ours together!
Girl: Oh yes, that would be great!

by UrbanFiller June 29, 2010

human centipede

A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.

Beth you wanna try the human centipede?

Ya totaly!

by Steel Max September 2, 2010

Centipede Swag

Having or displaying almost unmeasurable swag
Having swag x100

"Ima get my centipede swag on tonight"

"dude you see that guy Blake?" "he has centipede swag"

by Sheperd of white horses October 14, 2011

The human centipede

When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.

This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"

I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.

by Upgrad$de May 16, 2011

Singing Centipede

The act of taking a shit into a large sock, and then throwing it at a specimens window

Dave: Hey, fancy going to singing centipede that house over there?
Ben: Yeah lets do it!

by P00nt4ng November 7, 2010

sex centipede

Fucking a girl in the ass while also getting fucked in the ass. Ongoing cycle of assplay

I performed a sex centipede with my girlfriend and her mom last night! Then her friends came home and joined in!

by PJ3372 September 24, 2020

dirty centipede

The act of fooling a liberal into sexual intercourse and at the moment of climax you yell out "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!" before hastily putting on your garments and "hauling ass" out of there.

"If I was just a young lad in college I might do this.. just so I could grab on real tight at the moment of climax and scream at the top of my lungs "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!".. and then throw my pants on and haul ass."
-sevarai

Johny fooled the liberal cuck into bed and gave her a dirty centipede.

by Notrlyapersonlol November 16, 2016