cinemuck

the collection of goopy stuff on the movie theater floor

"I stepped in some cinemuck and now my feet make sticky noises when I walk"

by Dana September 5, 2002

cinematic adventure

movie; film. coined by comedian Dane Cook.

"Hey Morgan! Wanna go see a cinematic adventure tonight?" "fo sho"

by elomenopee November 28, 2007

Cinema Crab

Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.

The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !

by On_nO May 14, 2010

cinemist

Someone who has a dislike for every theater that isn’t the one they typically go to. Possibly even other theaters of the same name.

buddy: Dude, why can’t we go to amc?

cinemist: I’ve gone to MJR since I came out of the womb, so of course I think this place looks foreign.

by hentaihero69 December 31, 2018

Cinema Gel

The mysterious alchemical concoction on the floor of a movie theater that acts at once as an attendance deterrent, euthanizing poison and human fly trap.

Remember the chick who glued her own hair to her scalp with Gorilla Glue? I read the other day that Gorilla Glue is just recycled cinema gel.

by MythiasRedmoon May 7, 2021

cinema nouveau

the bowfinger way of shooting a movie, typically for actors who are unwilling to take the job (i.e. Kit Ramsey)

dude - so is he going to do the movie?

director - yea, but he is so professional he don’t wanna see the cams

dude - what type of professional is that?

director - it’s cinema nouveau my amigo, we’re living in a new age

by pranayama999 July 7, 2021

Super Sorry Cinema

Any second run movie theater. The term is a take-off on Super Saver Cinema, a chain of theaters that feature last months flicks. Prices are rock bottom - $2 or less. Big fun for hard times.

Can we see Spiderman 4, mama?

That's at the $10 theater. We're at the super sorry cinema baby.

by Bruthzoo October 10, 2009