An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
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To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.
Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all. (© Aquateddy)
Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...
To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.
Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all. (© Aquateddy)
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3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?
4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?
5- You could end up crowling her...
6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.
7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?
8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!
9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!
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