chonees

Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments

His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.

by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016

Coneitis

Coneitis is when a stoner has rolled so many spliffs, he can no longer manage to roll a rollie (roll up ciggy) withou coning it.

Stoner 1: mate is that a spliff
Stoner 2: Nah, My coneitis is just really bad
stoner 1: shit

by deadlock September 24, 2006

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

Arkansas snow cone

When a group of men stand in a circle and jerk off onto a bald man's head and then lick it clean.

Cletus and the boys did an Arkansas snow cone on Jesse.

by Kjndfiuhvuernfin September 29, 2011

punch a cone

The act of smoking weed from a bong. Mainly used by Australian smokers but may also be used by New Zealanders. The term is derived from the way two fists look like while holding and lighting weed. A "cone" is just the name of the narrow cylinder piece used to fill weed with.

Let's go punch a cone bro.

by oldmandlehandle March 19, 2020

Dick Cream Cone

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!

Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!

by SlopNChop February 22, 2017

chonez

calzones,underoos, skid plate

I must have shit my chonez.

by Benny blanco from the bronx November 21, 2006