cathohick

(N.) A religious Catholic living in a rural area, usually in the Midwestern United States. Generally found in a belt stretching from Wisconsin through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania.

That goddamn Irish-German cathohick priest outdrank me at the fair!!!

by Quackahick November 19, 2013

Catholic University of America

A drinking school with a Catholic problem in NE Washington, DC.

I was gonna go to mass, but I had to go to K's Saturday night.

by A Reganite December 7, 2004

holiday catholics

catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.

the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.

by jesus's homedog June 29, 2008

Catholic School

1) Another name for hell

2) A place that restricts everything, nail polish, hair dye, normal clothes, heels over a centimeter, etc
3) A school where the education is supposedly better, also they have religion class

4) Most of the kids are atheists

1) “Oh god, I hope catholic school isn’t that bad”
2) Teacher: (yelling) “HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT!! NO WEARING NAIL POLISH, THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL”
3) Teacher: “Ok so since you go to a catholic school, you must have religion class”
Class: *rolls eyes*
4) “Ellen went to catholic school for high school, I hear she’s atheist now”

by shook.cat June 14, 2018

Groanin' Catholic

That one atheist kid in all Roman Catholic high schools who challenges every single religious teaching

Pope: "February is the shortest month."
Groanin' Catholic: "I object!"

by bodaciousone September 3, 2016

tampa catholic

a crappy ass cristian school like, in that movie saved just gayer.

Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Tampa Catholic?
Dude 2: No! That's a crappy ass cristian school!
Dude 1: Oh, Never mind.

by MC Bermanson October 15, 2004

Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash

This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.

My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006