Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

Carpeting

The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.

Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!

by Rug Burn June 9, 2018

sausage caseing

adj, 1. someone of +35 years with wrinkled skin or a bad tan, who usualy has thining to no hair

that old dudes a sausage caseing.

by Dustin Ross May 29, 2007

casperighteous

The case of a priest coming back as a spirit, haunting all sinners here on earth.

After Father Smith died, his casperighteous self came back to haunt his wife.

by Steve Ebey October 19, 2004

Campering

The act of sleeping in, residing in, or doing a number of other activities in a camper.

"Hey John what is campering?" "Oh Mike, campering is what rednecks do. They are too poor to stay in a hotel, but still want to have the maximum negative impact on nature. Plus, campering affords them a refrigerator to store their Bud Light in."

by Billiebobthorton August 8, 2015

cancering

Da new term used to define when peple increase the risk of cancer by smoking.

Yo dude, stop cancering yourself with cigarettes.

by aloogora December 16, 2014

Jaspering

jasper is making posts that are jasper

jaspering late at night?
yep

by laxxex March 21, 2021