Carrots

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."

by ring_leader_uk May 14, 2009

Carrot

A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.

Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...

by Jobana K March 8, 2008

Carrot

A Ginger dick.

She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.

She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.

by LordMaher April 21, 2011

Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot

What color is a carrot

I think it a carrot

by WeebKury May 26, 2020

Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.

Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.

by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021

Carroted

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.

Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.

by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010

Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018