"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
by ring_leader_uk May 15, 2009
A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.
Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...
by Jobana K March 08, 2008
She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.
She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.
She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.
by LordMaher April 03, 2011
It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.
A carrot is a fucking carrot.
A carrot is a fucking carrot.
by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021
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by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010
The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.
by NimbleFruitJube January 06, 2018