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Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
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When a guy pulls out while finishing and nuts all over a woman's unshaven bush.
"Jeff and his friends were carpet bombing my mom last night, I could hear it from my room."
by CarpetBomber69 June 18, 2025
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WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!
Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
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When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

“Aye man”
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Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver
by Xoboots July 28, 2020
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In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.
" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "
by Hooahterm5760 June 29, 2015
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