Carpet Bomb

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!

Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Carpet Bombing

When a guy pulls out while finishing and nuts all over a woman's unshaven bush.

"Jeff and his friends were carpet bombing my mom last night, I could hear it from my room."

by CarpetBomber69 June 18, 2025

Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.

'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!

by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016

Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs

Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019

Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.

Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"

by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018