Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

by BJ Himself February 3, 2009

carnie baller

a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means

Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.

by The BIG Baller September 14, 2010

carniphobic

A Strong dislike to people that eat meat or animals that eat meat.

That vegan teacher is carniphobic

Eating animals is wrong said that vegan teacher being a carniphobic

by I love Milk and CHeese June 27, 2021

carnivore

One who eats the flesh of animals

I believe I'll have a steak. I'm a carnivore.

by quagblar March 7, 2007

Pole carnie

a stripper, pole dancer, or any other form of public adult entertainer.

Mark: I took that chick home last night?
Tom: The Pole Carnie from Heartbreakers?
Mark: Hey, she is trying to pay her way through college.

Hey dude, we are gonna go check out the Pole Carnies at the Ritz.

stripper

by Worlemw January 26, 2011

Carnie Wilson

Uber realitywhore. Has whored herself out to well over a dozen reality TV shows, several talk shows as well. Talks about intensely private things and even includes her small children in her desperation for money/attention. Will stop at nothing to not have to have a real job. A woman who will go on any reality show and/or talk show to become and/or stay famous. Someone who will do and say anything on television or through the media to achieve fame and/or keep themselves relevant. Pseudoceleb. Famewhore. Someone whose glory days have faded, who is desperate to cling onto whatever fame/attention they can get. She lived too high when famous and is now desperate to maintain that lifestyle, even if it includes making a sad spectacle of herself in the process. Surgery queen, has had numerous procedures in an attempt to gain attention and sustain it.

Wow, Lisa Rinna is really trying to go full Carnie Wilson huh? Another reality show and/or surgery and its a lock.

by angelofdevs June 13, 2013

Carniferous

Combines the words coniferous and carnivore. It means a man eating pine tree.

Beware walking through the forest. There are carniferous pine trees!

by Oreomom May 23, 2015