Pulling A Carlton

A facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like Carlton from Fresh Prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. Usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. Some dudes will pull a Carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.

Dude 1: So I pulled a California stop at this street sign thinking nobody was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.

Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?

Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.

Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!

by FatherofGray November 22, 2015

dirty carlton

The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.

Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again

by Mr Big C May 7, 2019

Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.

when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest

by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006

carlton fisked

To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.

Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.

Victim: Umm no.

Wannabe gangster: Yes.

(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!

Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.

by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

vanessa carlton

An awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a "real" artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.

"There's nothing you can do, someone gently says to you "the doctor says that now it won't be long", i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? Its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears..."- Vanessa carlton, Annie

by Schergan October 16, 2005

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you

I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me

by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

creamy carlton

Just before you are about to blow your load and you pull out, you do the Carlton (the dance).

When me and my girlfriend were having sex it was so good I gave her a creamy Carlton.

by Lol Snak April 23, 2018